My name is Oog. Or Moon, Moony, Mooner, Moontune… You get the idea.
I’m getting old and it’s depressing. i like cheese. i like the mighty boosh. i like listening to my iPod on the train. i like food. i like drink. i went to university. i have a job. i have no kids. i like smiling. i like tea.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.